Every week, a young widow would visit her late husband’s grave to water the flowers. Each time, as she walked away, she never looked back.

One day, a young man, who had been watching her for a while, finally approached her. “I see how much respect you have for your husband,” he said. “I think it’s beautiful that you never turn around when you leave the cemetery.”

The widow smiled and replied, “Well, sir, my husband always used to say that I had a backside that could raise the dead. I’m just not taking any chances.”